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[eudaimonikos]

INBOX text / audio / video / action Hello, this is Michael. I can't pick up right now, please leave a message. code credit

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text UN: tiger (misfire)

[phaseflex]

it's not funny if i have to explain the joke beyond it's the weed number or the sex number

[eudaimonikos]

[??????????

At least this is a piece of human trivia he's aware of! Very aware; he knows Jason.]

No, that just makes it sad.

[phaseflex]

right!
think before you speak

[eudaimonikos]

To be fair, the origins of the weed number aren't very obvious.

[He, unfortunately, does see why the other one might be.]

[phaseflex]

it's important culture
how could we lose it

[eudaimonikos]

One of my friends told me, but it is a little obtuse when you aren't from that culture.

[phaseflex]

it survived 800 years into the future and across 6 galaxies

[eudaimonikos]

That WOULD be the thing that did.

👌👌

[phaseflex]

you know it

anyway i realised this was not the user name i intended to text but i don't care enough to fix that
would you like to hang out?

[eudaimonikos]

Sure!
Who's this?

[phaseflex]

i am amara, the tiger of partali

who might i have the pleasure of befriending today?

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, it's Michael!
Guy with the bowtie.

[phaseflex]

like the science guy?

[eudaimonikos]

🎵 Michael the afterlife guy 🎵

[phaseflex]

i love it

hey, we met in the department store, didn't we?
sorry
last month's been very involved
i forgot!

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, no worries.
A lot has happened.
I nearly got flayed!

[phaseflex]

very uncool!
are you okay?

[eudaimonikos]

I'm fine.
My skin heals up pretty quick.

[It would've been really bad if they'd gotten it all the way off, but they didn't, so whatever.]

[phaseflex]

still uncool of them!
that cultist stuff was a fucking mess

[eudaimonikos]

It really was.
And just because they've stopped - I mean, it's still all the same people.
Just living among us again.

[phaseflex]

i hate that part especially
but apparently murdering people back is illegal on this planet, so i can't really do much about it

[eudaimonikos]

I think it's allowed if you do it AS they're attacking you.
Or someone else.
But after the fact, no.

[This roughly aligns with what he understands as moral, anyway.]

[phaseflex]

man
fuck cults

[eudaimonikos]

That is a big mood.

[Michael: Hip with that Modern Human Lingo]

Let's talk about hanging out instead.

[phaseflex]

cool
where does the afterlife guy frequent?