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[eudaimonikos]

INBOX text / audio / video / action Hello, this is Michael. I can't pick up right now, please leave a message. code credit

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[bearattack]

That's still pretty ew. What do you look like in Hell?

[eudaimonikos]

Same, most of us use these at some point.
How else would we know what human pain is like?

[bearattack]

Observation?

[eudaimonikos]

Your managers sound incredibly lenient.

[bearattack]

I was a torturer. Human souls in pain were around me constantly.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, I was too. That's why they tortured all of us first, when we were interns.

[...oh, wait, shit, that was probably fucked up, huh?]

I mean, they probably just liked doing that.

[bearattack]

[Interns? What the fuck.]

Your Hell doesn't sound anything like mine. Are you sure you're not screwing with me?

[eudaimonikos]

I'm not, but I have gotten that from a LOT of people.

[Seems like maybe his universe is some weird outlier?]

[bearattack]

You talk to Lucifer yet?

[eudaimonikos]

I have!
We don't have one of him either, just the Council.

[bearattack]

well, now i know for sure you're from an alternate universe. Lucifer would never be caught anywhere near a council.

[eudaimonikos]

Very wise of him!

[bearattack]

first time i've ever heard him called that.

[eudaimonikos]

I'm sure we can all agree that the true devil is bureaucracy.