[Far be it from him to say so, but suddenly he hates this actually? Michael has been studiously avoiding having to confront any of the bad things he did and how he may or may not feel about them now that he's started trying to not be terrible.
Maybe he still doesn't have to! There's some more recent stuff he feels less-than-ideal about!]
I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention the time you fell off the roof and broke your leg? I probably could have kept that from happening.
[ It'd go back and forth but there's been a change in plans-- ]
Alright! I'm glad we got that squared away! Now, I'm willing to forgive all your past transgressions if you're willing to do a favor for me! Are you going to the dance tonight? Cancel your plans, because you're going to the dance tonight!
A horrible romantic comedy scenario!! Both of them together, but separate- You can't be around both at the same time, it'll get messy... Always, thanks and good luck!!!!!!
1: I have not agreed to this 2: Wouldn't it be easier if you took one and I took the other and we just kept on opposite ends of the event all evening? 3: WHY DID YOU DO THIS, IT'S DISGUSTING
1. I need you to agree to this. 2. No, because I have to keep an eye on Maverick and Tsuyukusa too. We're already splitting the work in half. 3. Things happen, okay!!!
Hm... I wonder~! Nana-chan might thinks so, so dance with her a little and eat lots of food~ You're still enjoying food, aren't you? Do you like chocolate? I can pay you in chocolate~
I'm willing to dance and eat, but I won't do any human romantic things.
[That's just incredibly gross. But hey, now Kano has entered a negotiation with a bargaining-type demon!]
Are there types of chocolate specific to this holiday? I think the holiday is dumb and its aesthetics are ugly, but if there's seasonal flavors I want to try them.
Okay, yeah, no, don't do any human romantic things. Absolutely not! Don't even think about it!! I'm glad we're in agreement! As for Valentines chocolate... Lots of reds, I think! Raspberry? It might be raspberry. But the charm of Valentines chocolates is that they're handmade~ So they might taste kinda weird and might be a little gritty, but that's the charm of it~~
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[He has no actual idea what this is about.]
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You know, I believe that 100%
What do you think about starting now?
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What am I sorry for?
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Lots of things...?
That you should be sorry for but aren't sorry for, probably!!!!!
How about you say one and I'll say one?
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[Far be it from him to say so, but suddenly he hates this actually? Michael has been studiously avoiding having to confront any of the bad things he did and how he may or may not feel about them now that he's started trying to not be terrible.
Maybe he still doesn't have to! There's some more recent stuff he feels less-than-ideal about!]
I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention the time you fell off the roof and broke your leg? I probably could have kept that from happening.
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That's not something to be sorry about!
That's on me, after all!
That one wasn't your fault!
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Okay then.
[What strange human game is this? Is he supposed to provide another one? Is it some kind of trick?]
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Alright!
I'm glad we got that squared away!
Now, I'm willing to forgive all your past transgressions if you're willing to do a favor for me!
Are you going to the dance tonight?
Cancel your plans, because you're going to the dance tonight!
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I was going to begin with.
Daemon attack and all that.
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But more importantly!
Do you have a date?
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[Only the fact that this is a text medium has prevented this from being "ew, no"]
Why?
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Good!
So this is how it is:
I need you to pretend to be me, and go out with Nana and Rex~
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Both of them together, or are you in some kind of horrible romantic comedy scenario?
What is happening?
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Both of them together, but separate-
You can't be around both at the same time, it'll get messy...
Always, thanks and good luck!!!!!!
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2: Wouldn't it be easier if you took one and I took the other and we just kept on opposite ends of the event all evening?
3: WHY DID YOU DO THIS, IT'S DISGUSTING
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2. No, because I have to keep an eye on Maverick and Tsuyukusa too. We're already splitting the work in half.
3. Things happen, okay!!!
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All you gotta to is make sure they don't die!
You can do that, can't you?!
For me!!!
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Do they know it's not a real date?
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I wonder~!
Nana-chan might thinks so, so dance with her a little and eat lots of food~
You're still enjoying food, aren't you?
Do you like chocolate?
I can pay you in chocolate~
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[That's just incredibly gross. But hey, now Kano has entered a negotiation with a bargaining-type demon!]
Are there types of chocolate specific to this holiday?
I think the holiday is dumb and its aesthetics are ugly, but if there's seasonal flavors I want to try them.
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Absolutely not! Don't even think about it!!
I'm glad we're in agreement!
As for Valentines chocolate...
Lots of reds, I think!
Raspberry?
It might be raspberry.
But the charm of Valentines chocolates is that they're handmade~
So they might taste kinda weird and might be a little gritty, but that's the charm of it~~
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[Joking? Not joking? Who knows]
That's fine.
Handmade means it's unique.
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But I'll get you something unique, okay?
So let's survive the daemon attack~
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[No, not like a real one, there's far less glowing this time. But he's still a daemon.]
Stay alive. If I have to run off after you, I'm pretty sure they'll notice that we're separate people.
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I don't plan on dying here~
See you around!!!
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[And also everything you see at the dance. He really is going to keep an eye on things this time.]