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<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is MAXWELL KLINGER. Hot tip: he loves sewing patterns and nice dresses. Also, deserves a nice Christmas.

Buy or make Klinger a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.

Secret Santa Shenanigans [backdated to the 23rd]

[thegreatmysterio]

[Quentin cheated a little at this whole Secret Santa thing. Might have looked at the 38-8's apartment roster for an address to see if the guy was in his neck of the woods. So, Michael will find a round tin wrapped in paper on his metaphorical doorstep at some point. A card is tucked into the twine holding it closed. It's got a very prickly Nattenskat on the front of it, with a smile full of teeth.

Ho-ho-ho, or whatever. A little birdie said you liked human things, and it sounded like you'd be somebody new to the whole human experience. Food counts, right? If you got any allergies, shit. I'll make it up to you later if you leave a note in the mail for Apt 205. Cheers, don't choke and die. That's some of the shittiest human experience you can get. Have a decent drink on hand, at least. Look into rum cake if you can. Very worth it.
- Q

And inside the tin is- what else? A small assortment of various cookies, with a small brownie as well. Nothing fancy. A few almond cookies, two molasses ones, some standard sugar cookies and chocolate chip ones. Enjoy the brownie with some very rough-looking mint icing on top.]

Aaand here we go [3/22]

[fightorflug]

[OOC: Continuing from Here]

Hmph. They sound like heroes.

[Yes, Flug thinks knows the type.]

Catered
I mean
For the parties.

[It was better than being the entertainment, though Flug did hope to actually be a guest someday.]

My boss serves a very specific clientele
Most often those of the demonic, nefarious or inhuman sort

[If you.. catch his drift.]

And as I do whatever my lord requires me
I've been waitstaff from time to time

<TheRavensMan>

[pageofstaves]

Good evening,
We have not spoken before, I do not think, so I hope you'll forgive an unsolicited message. I happened to see the advice you recently gave "Pegasus" on the network, and found it to be quite wise and well-said. I thought you might like to make the acquaintance of someone of like mind and temperament about it all. My schedule is limited, as I have become a vampire, but if you are open to the thought, I should like to treat you to a drink some evening.

Respectfully,
John Childermass
Afton House
Djavulenstad